Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It wasn't... Read more
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Sorry seems to be the hardest word, as depicted in the Elton John song. But on what grounds? On what basis?
The common logic about saying "sorry" is that the one who speaks it is automatically guilty of doing something offensive to another party.
However, thinking deeper about the matter, sayi... Read more
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These men proved that those who are so damn good in their crafts might not have the chance of fully enjoying it.
They may not be remembered for the longevity of their music career; however, they will still be remembered because they are simply great that anyone may forget to cross their names off.
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To all the classes I took before
Each one of you left sore
Sadly hurt me with my scores
But, hey, you opened me doors
Doors I might not have opened
Kept locked and always far-fetched
But because I was hardened
Like a metal, I could stretch
I was able to expand
And to really know my s... Read more
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