Name

Hector Barbossa Captain

Gender

Male

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Just off the coast of Tortuga

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PirateBarbosa Post
6 days ago
#greenplantsaturday Saturday brought me a weed...me just planted in Monday’s flowerin’ bed. Ohhh...my achey back!! Monday best like it after me hard work. ☠️
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viktorija64 good😃
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Violeta Very good dear👍 Good morning and happy weekend
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fjclemente Good 😉
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maca1 Hahaa good friend 😂😂
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carmen3521 Nice green pic!😉
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PirateBarbosa @viktorija64 me have extra weeds if ya want some.☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta have a nice Saturday.☠️
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PirateBarbosa @fjclemente thanks!☠️
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PirateBarbosa @maca1 Me have extra if ya want some.☠️
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Violeta @PirateBarbosa thank you🍸🍺🍸🍸🍺🍸🍺😘
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 sweet!☠️
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maca1 I want it, it's very nice to get one😃😃
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Explorer2017 Very nice😉
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soncee Nice green plants 🍀
PirateBarbosa Post
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Friday say she get it fer when me not around. Well...me is around!! But she not puts it away. Me think me gonna cut her off. That be fixin’ her. Saturday be here in a few hours and she don’t need no toy but me. Me apologies for draggin’ ya in me troubles and makin’ ya feel sorry fer me self. Me owe ya...so if ya gots some personal issues ya need me to ponder, by all means, throw em’ me way. ☠️
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maca1 Good Evening friend 😁😁
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PirateBarbosa @maca1 Thanks!!☠️
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Alex Good night my dear friend @PirateBarbosa
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OlgaLifeLover 👐👐👐
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cathydkreations Hahaha you are a piece of work mate. 🤔☠😂
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sabtraversa Aww, I hope she’ll understand your jealousy 😕❤️
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PirateBarbosa @Alex Goodnite!! Hurry before yer partner get in bed so they have to turn off all the lites...☠️
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PirateBarbosa @sabtraversa Friday is on me replacement list now. She be havin’ 3 warnin’s with that stunt today. 4 = a divorce. She hangin’ on by a thread she is now. ☠️
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soncee Hello dear
PirateBarbosa Post
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“No kid...me not scared to do it. It be that me just dressed in these here a, new trousers and me wife Friday kill me if me come home with a hole in em’...No kid, me wife don’t tell me what to do!!” Grrrrrrrrrrr...Ya just wait til she goes to eat her lunch. Me gonna wax that slidin’ thing and then me have the laugh when she go wizzin’ down it at lightin’ speed...”Hey kid!! Yer mom say it be time fer lunch, ya best not be late.” Hehe...😉☠️
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dorageorg So great!😃
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Violeta beautiful children's game
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carmen3521 😊✔✔✔😉😄
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta that there kid a brat, just like her mami.☠️
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Tomi Very nice image
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maca1 Hehee good story i like this game 😁😁
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PirateBarbosa @maca1 😊☠️☠️
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cathydkreations You are so funny I can just see you kicking that kid off the slide and you high tailing it down the slide like a big kid. 😂😂😂
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soncee So nice 😊
PirateBarbosa Post
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Saw Pan flying into Belle’s house. Neighbors sayin’ Beast is out of town this week...☠️
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Melsdename Ut oh!! It will be the same ole same ole when she tells him My boyfriend is back hey nah hey nah my boyfriend is back. Bahaha. One question. Is her real name Jezz A Belle?
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename me not knows the answer to that but Pan hasn’t left this evenin’ yet and them lights be off. ☠️
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Melsdename @PirateBarbosa hmmmm someone is going to be flying to the moon when beast finds out.
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename me think that too.☠️
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Explorer2017 love Peter Pan
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maca1 Very interesting 😉😉
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senior1819 NIce😃
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soncee Wow.. 😜😜
PirateBarbosa Post
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Me tellin’ Thursday an excitin’ story ‘bout cathy and how she likin’ gold and the silver jewelry and how da girl trip and fall down takin’ a picture of some ugly flowers and how da girl get all da pretty writin’ tools but not use em’...now look at the sleepin’ Thursday!! Way to go Tuetego people!! And me was feelin’ me was gettin’ ta first base, second, third, and maybe even home...grrrrrrrr ☠️
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svetle76 hiiiii
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Violeta Sweet dreams😴😴😴😴
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Frenki Hii there
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carmen3521 Hi🙋
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Melsdename Lmbo. Pickin on my sis @cathydkreations aaaa? Lol. Did I tell you how much happiness you have brought to her and ummm yeah me since you been back? Our dear sis @ORourkeDesigns has moved on to better high heels and ships. She has been cleaning the tools that yank out teeth for this guy they call Dentist.
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cathydkreations @Melsdename he is to funny he is talking about @frenchqueen with the writing pens I remember that from this morning and not sure about the flowers crazy man keeps me laughing. Glad he cane back at least we get more than a smiley face comment 😂😂😂
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ORourkeDesigns Yes my dear Mel it's a bloody mess what I do for a living lol miss you girl ❤️ @Melsdename
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ORourkeDesigns Sis he is always getting you to laugh ... Those poor women I feel for them maybe they are pretending to be sleeping to see if he is trying to hook up with Friday on the Thursday lol @cathydkreations
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cathydkreations @ORourkeDesigns that is do funny sister he has been gone as long as you he just came back about a week ago stirring up stuff. Picking on people. But at least he talks and not just leave smiley face commented and boy does @PirateBarbosa talk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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ORourkeDesigns Watch it sis he will sail you off to the sea with all of his ladies named days of the week lol @cathydkreations
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cathydkreations @ORourkeDesigns that is funny you know me I won't be sailing off with him or Sunday through Saturday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Melsdename @cathydkreations bahaha now we can gang up on him together again. Shit someone needs to spice Tuetego up. I miss Mia and Tammy. Us 4 gave him a run for his loot bahaha
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Melsdename @ORourkeDesigns well well well ya ears musta bin burnin. Hello darlin. We sure did miss you.
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Melsdename @ORourkeDesigns the poor pirate has his days I mean women messed up. They are in it for his booty bahaha😅😉😋😲
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frenchqueen You're wrong about me not using my writing tools. I use all of them!
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frenchqueen Well the pirate is wrong about me not using my writing tools as I use all of them.. @cathydkreations 🤣
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cathydkreations @frenchqueen girl the pirate is a joker please don't take what he say personally. He use to keep us laughing when he was here everyday. With is 7 wives 😂
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename so she hooked on the tooth fixer aye?? She be gone after she get tired of him tellin’ her to spit...me never tell me wives that coz they be independent and they can choose to spit or ...the other thing...☠️
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations thinkin’ that girl do anythin’ with them writin’ tools yet?? Me guessin’ she probably have some pretty holder to keep em’ so she can sit on her chair and dream ‘bout usin’ em’ someday. If me ever get to her house, me pullin’ off all the caps and puttin’ em’ on other writin’ tools. That’ll drive her looney!! ☠️
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cathydkreations @PirateBarbosa I think you the one gone be driven looney and she will sick Danie on you to nope your heels. 😂😂😂
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations ya can sail with me miss cathy. Me made a special box fer yer wheelchair so it don’t go runnin’ up and down the deck once the water becomes rough and waves be bouncin’ off the sides makin’ the ship all tossed and some other word me cant think of...☠️
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen me waitin’ ☠️
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cathydkreations @PirateBarbosa I don't have no darn wheelchair that must be Sunday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations me got over the “heels” but it took many a sessions with the Payless gal. Best not to mention it or me relapse. ☠️
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations me must have ya mixed up. Thought me saw ya at the Piggly Wiggly in the handicap space strugglin’ in that cadillac of a wheel chair. Me apologies. ☠️
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cathydkreations @PirateBarbosa sorry no Piggy Wigglys in Texas and I don't drive a Cadillac I drive BMW 😂
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations me heard of them sauerkraut cars. It be true the radio only play german songs?☠️
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Melsdename @PirateBarbosa bahaha. To each is own. As long as they don't gargle it should be up to them.
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frenchqueen Go to my old post @PirateBarbosa
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frenchqueen Danie will drive you looney. I have more than a dozen planner I use at the same time and mind you they’re not empty. And I’ll drive you looney staring at those pages @PirateBarbosa
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maca1 Nice story a good girl 😊
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen me believe ya...sorta.☠️
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frenchqueen You can believe what you want. @PirateBarbosa
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ORourkeDesigns lol lmao oh my god his sails will soon be down don't worry with us girl getting to him one day he will learn ... Watch out @PirateBarbosa trouble water on the way for you my friend lol @Melsdename
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soncee Happy Monday 😊
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PirateBarbosa @soncee dear soncee!!💜☠️
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soncee @PirateBarbosa 💝💝
PirateBarbosa Post
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Me went fer a walk this mornin’ and come across this carryin’ on’s. Me say, “Excuse me, me need ta get by” but they don’t move and me not gonna walk thru the weeds...So me push the girl and the boy couldn’t keep him balance with her fallin’ on him, so they both layin’ in da weeds yellin’ at me, callin’ me all sorts of bad name callin’...so the moral of da story is...hmmm...Me can’t think of any...me apologies for wastin’ yer time...Carry on me friends...☠️
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frenchqueen me say next time don't say excuse me...🤣🤣
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carmen3521 🙋😘😘
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Miki 😀😀👍👍
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Explorer2017 Ugh! You couldn't get through.😃😃😃
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Violeta 💝💝💝💝
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maca1 It's not that you really did it😂😂
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen Thanks☠️
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Jelenajeca nice post😃
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PirateBarbosa @Jelenajeca thanks!! ☠️
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maca1 Happy Weekend friend 😄
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PirateBarbosa @maca1 thank ya!!! Find a relaxing chair, put yer feet up and order yer mate to do all the work this weekend!! And get him to make some mango margaritas too!! Lol ☠️☠️
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maca1 Something is a good idea! They will do it😉
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Nevena83 ah,love😉😃
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sabtraversa It’s their fault anyway 😂
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Melsdename You should have hung em in the tree
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PirateBarbosa @sabtraversa glad ya see it from me side. 👍🏻☠️
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Deliana Good morning, my dear friend! Have a happy and joyful Tuesday! 😘☕🌹
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana Hi dear lady, hopin’ ya have a great Wednesday!!! 😘☠️
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svetle76 nice
PirateBarbosa Post
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Nite’ mates...now me lay me down ta sleep, me pray the Lord me soul to keep...if me die before me wake, me pray the Lord me soul ta take...One day we will leave our bodies...or...our bodies will leave us...☠️
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frenchqueen Sweet dreams and let’s hope the sirens won’t catch you in your sleep.
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cathydkreations Awesome capture good night mate don't snore the covers off of Wednesday. Sleep well God bless,😴🌙😉
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kavinitu Good night
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maca1 Excelent capture!God N8ght friend
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Jelenajeca good morning
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PirateBarbosa @Jelenajeca Good morning ☠️
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Violeta Wonderful sunset photo
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta Ya should have been there...me not get silly w drink til much later. ☠️
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Violeta @PirateBarbosa Ahaha it would be great if I wanted to be here, but without drinking please😁😁😁
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta me take that into consideration next time. Welcome aboard! ☠️
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Nevena83 Wonderful sunset photo😘
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svetle76 Wonderful
PirateBarbosa Post
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Me wife “Thursday” left me for the feller that brings the mail to da house...No, no don’t feel sad...coz me found this fine young lady at the pub the other night and she like me even fore her first drink...She even talk me into lettin’ her steer the ship...no worries coz it still be tied to the post on the dock, but she not know...me just worried how she gonna get out of those britches...took her 40 minutes to get em’ past her thighs...guessin’ me could cut em’ off her...she can always sew them together if she want ta wear em’ again...☠️
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Ryanskie Gorgeous :)
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Melsdename Welcome back. I thought they made you walk the plank and well you became bullshark bait. 😘
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Melsdename Ta heck with Thursday. I like Friday Saturday and Sunday. Bahaha no offense to the others. 😅😉
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Miki 👍👍
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maca1 Very beauty wife 😍
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Violeta Very nice dear
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PirateBarbosa @Ryanskie The missy sayin’ thank ya ☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename me be the captain & me be kind ta the mates. ☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename me just arrived back in port & the wives not know whenst me arrive. Only Thursday not be accounted fer & Monday say she have new interest in da mail & workin’ for the mail company. She say it must be uncomfortable since only 1 seat in da little mail truck & Thursday be always sittin’ on the driver’s lap...☠️
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dorageorg So great!
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Melsdename @PirateBarbosa I am glad your back. I miss the laughter we all shared. My bestie @cathydkreations and I could use some humor around here bahaha.
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cathydkreations You are still full of it glad you made it back here hope those wives kept you in line 😉👍🏽
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename glad to be back among ya fine ladies. Monday updated me phone some time ago and me needed a password get back into this world...and guess what?? Me forgot it til this week when me get back from my rendezvous. ☠️
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations it just be good that only one be here per day or they’d drive me nuts with their arguin’ and cacklin’...☠️
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carmen3521 🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 cool storry my friend! I am glad your back😘
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OlgaLifeLover hi how are you ?
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Melsdename @PirateBarbosa I had to reset mine.
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PirateBarbosa @OlgaLifeLover Hi miss Olga. Are ya still a nice gal?? Me know how time and money and girls can change a person...sorry me mind drifted thinkin’ ‘bout me self. ☠️
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PirateBarbosa Post
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Me just hammered the new sign to da fence around the swimmin’ hole. Ya allowed to come over...but only if ya can read...☠️
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cathydkreations Oh my hello my friend how are you? You have been missed. Glad to see you and your OOL back 😂
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Explorer2017 What does it mean?😃
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frenchqueen 😂😂😂
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Violeta Hello dear welcome back
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kavinitu Welcome back dear friend
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senior1819 Nice approach!
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maca1 Hello welcome 😄
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soncee Hello ✋ 😊
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dorageorg 😃😃😃
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Melsdename I am glad your water isn't yellow.
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PirateBarbosa @Melsdename and me glad that ya be glad too. That keeps ya on my invitee list. ☠️
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carmen3521 😃😉😉
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OlgaLifeLover 😂😂😂
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Melsdename @PirateBarbosa awe so sweet thank you
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PirateBarbosa Post
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See????? that be what pirate code say. So ‘fore ya judge me, best read the code.☠️🖤
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soncee Realy I do not understand this code 😎
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maca1 Wow i like this code 😁😁
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fortune I like some rum but not before 10 AM
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Violeta I like it this code 🙋🙋🙋
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta 😇😉☠️🖤
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OlgaLifeLover hahaaa ha
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carmen3521 😉😅
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 Hope all is well with ya carmen and yer family. Yer boy grow up yet that he be ready to join me crew?? Gotta start em’ young, ya know. ☠️
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