Name

Hector Barbossa Captain

Gender

Male

Location

Just off the coast of Tortuga

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PirateBarbosa Post
9 days ago
Everythin’ ok now...the missy from the pub got her treasure...we dropped her off at the dock...she gone...now Saturday and me watchin’ a movie called somethin’ bout a grinch and he hate Christmas...poor lil’ max..☠️
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cathydkreations My grandson went to the movies today to see the Grinch 🎄
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fjclemente Botas de pirata 😘
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Marinche80 😀
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Miki 👍
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Deliana Hello, my dear pirate! Wishing you a splendid Sunday, full of love! 🌹🌹🌹 I like this movie, very funny one! 🎄🎅🎄
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PirateBarbosa Awww...thank you sweet @Deliana 🤗😘😍...wishin’ you the best day ever!!☠️
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cathydkreations 4 days since you graced us with your snide remarks where are you mate. Did this one do you in ? 😨☠
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PirateBarbosa Post
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Since me arm broke, MoonScar, a friend ask me to join em’ on his vessel to do some fishin’...we not catch anythin’ all day...me arm was hurtin’...it be a long day...but then the nets get heavy and ole’ MoonScar get so excited...the crew pull up the nets...to our surprise we find this missy from the pub last nite...turn out she have a deep crush on ole’ moonscar or me...she not sure...sayin’ it was so dark...the drink was winnin’ her over...she ferget who was blowin’ in her ear...no, it not me...anyways...she determined to find her true love...she follow us out this mornin’ holdin’ onto to the side of the ship when she loose her grip when we hit wave and she fall in the water...somehow she fall in our net...don’t know how she hold her breath that long...but now me know why we catch no fish...she frightenin’ em’ away...now she sayin’ we owe her treasure or she tell the sheriff we tied her up and kidnap her...sooooo...we’s countin’ the treasure out now...☠️
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frenchqueen I bet she has gills if she could hold her breath under water that long.
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...me still can’t figure that out...☠️
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frenchqueen Check behind her ears @PirateBarbosa
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Marinche80 Hahahahahahah
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Miki 😀😀😀
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Tomi 😁😁😁
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Deliana I really don't understand what happened, but maybe she's a mermaid. 😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa Post
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Me just found a ride @AnceAne ...when me mention me destination be the Snuggly Duckling, the other rider want to come along with us...but me said, “No, it be just me friend and I”...but she keep insistin’...as soon as me can loose her...me be there...lucky me had two flasks of whiskey with me...the missy be suckin’ em down like a baby on her momma’s milk...she’ll soon be stoned...see ya in a few minutes...😉☠️
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Miki 😁
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Violeta 😂😂😂😂
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AnceAne Hahahaha ah OK you can continue both, I will find my way on my own, and I won't interrupt
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Deliana Lol! Have fun, dear pirate!!! 😅😅😅
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carmen3521 Have fun!😉😉😜
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cathydkreations Hahaha what a mess you are 😂😂😂😂
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Tomi Hello
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PirateBarbosa Post
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Friday say she can’t concentrate on the love makin’...coz she feel an advantage over me...so we go to the doc ‘bout our problem...he come up with an idea...just wish he wouldn’t have let her play with his gloves...now she say me have to wear glove too or she not play...grrrrrrrrr☠️
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Tomi Happy Friday
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PirateBarbosa @Tomi ...happy friday to you too!!☠️
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Miki Happy day
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PirateBarbosa @Miki ...happy friday to ya missy☠️
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Makica heppy day
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PirateBarbosa Hi @Makica wishin’ ya a happy friday...maybe some rum later too!!☠️
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Marinche80 Hahaha
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PirateBarbosa Hi @Marinche80 happy friday to ya...stay away from the alligators and deep water...don’t want to lose ya!!☠️
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Marinche80 Dont worry, ill try to be safe@PirateBarbosa
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carmen3521 Good my dear, good!😄..enjoy your makin.. Good afternoon!😁😘
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PirateBarbosa Thanks @carmen3521 ...should be interestin’...never had to do all the things involved with one hand...😘😉☠️
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Deliana OMG!!! I should wish you to enjoy this Friday...but as I can see you have a big problem...😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa Yes... @Deliana ...me don’t want to put on the glove...Friday havin’ a tizzy and not sayin’ nuthin’...she just left, so me may need yer offer to pick me up...😘☠️
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SuncicaZ 😉😉😉
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PirateBarbosa Happy Friday @SuncicaZ 😉☠️
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SuncicaZ @PirateBarbosa Hap Happy 😉
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Violeta Hello have a beautiful evening
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PirateBarbosa Thanks @Violeta ...sweet dreams.😉😘☠️
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Violeta @PirateBarbosa 😴😴😴😴
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Deliana @PirateBarbosa On my way!!! 😘
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana 😘😘😘☠️
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PirateBarbosa Post
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...it was just a broken arm...but doc says me should rest and not move me arm fer a few weeks...so me tell him ‘bout me wives...the mate be kind enough to show me a “position” chart...he say me can do positions 3, 4 and 5 and possibly 6 but not any more than 5 minutes... but under no circumstances positions 1 and 2...☠️
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carmen3521 my dear, I think you missed your career .. you had to make yourself a comedian, it's the third time you make me laugh! thank you!🤣🤣😜😘
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 ...me give ya the “Tuetego sweet girl” of the week award...ya gonna have to help me place it around yer neck...with one arm ya know it be...difficult...actually impossible...here ya go...😘😘☠️
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Makica uh..............
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carmen3521 😍😚😚😉😊@PirateBarbosa
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SuncicaZ Very interesting
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PirateBarbosa Post
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...Me got a lil’ roughed up, but me still breathin’ and me heart...yep...still tickin’... @viktorija64 just sent that picture of her sittin’ in the woods...me was ridin’ and was typin’ “wowww!!” on Tuetego and next thing me remember...someone sayin’...”you ok?”☠️
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viktorija64 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
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carmen3521 Looolll...😂😂😂😂😂
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 ...no sexy pictures til me feel better...😘☠️
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Makica hahahaha
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Miki :)))))))))))))
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OlgaLifeLover no way ..ha ha
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Abdelali999 😂
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Deliana OMG!!! Please take care, we don't want to lose you!!! 😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...thank ya fer yer kind sayins’ 😊☠️
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SuncicaZ hahaha lol
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PirateBarbosa Post
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...me mum show up this mornin’...just as me finishin’ washin’ Friday’s messy clothes...uhhh...well...she ate the shrimp nuts fer breakfast...not da best idea...anyways, that not important...mum’s been havin’ a touch of bad luck...her 5th husband leave her and she lonely...so me and mum take a ride and me show her around the village...she be gazin’ ‘round this merchant’s place and me see her holdin’ this thing to her lips...now me don’t know if me shouldst talk to her ‘bout it...last time she made me sit in da corner fer hours...mum not even let me leave to let go of da pressure...me pants be all soggy...well...she’ll figure her problems out...the feller at the door be lookin’ her up and down...he may be me next dad.☠️
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OlgaLifeLover What a story...ow Boy..
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viktorija64 good story
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Miki 😀😀😀😀
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carmen3521 So great!😊😊😊
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PirateBarbosa @Miki 😉☠️
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 😘☠️
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Tomi Very nice story
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PirateBarbosa @Tomi 😉☠️
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Deliana Hello, my dear friend! Do you know what I am thinking??? You should be a writer, not a pirate...😅😅😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...we could be writers together...the only limits are our imaginations and dreams!!...what ya dreamin’ now? ...ohhhh...hehe...shhhhh...no one must hear that...😉☠️
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Deliana @PirateBarbosa To be honest, I am dreaming to get well faster(I've got cold) and also to more money. 😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...wishin’ ya better health 💜☠️
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frenchqueen 😂 I’m hearing wedding bells!
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...could be..me let ya know if they mate.☠️
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frenchqueen 😂 well thank you. I’d love to hear any news about them from you. @PirateBarbosa
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...mum’s sleepin’ over tonite...she hears everythin’...keeps sayin’, bobo what was that noise?...grrrrrrrrrr☠️
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Deliana @PirateBarbosa Thank you, my dear pirate! 😘😘😘
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kavinitu Aww. So great😊😊👍
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Makica 😉😉😉😉
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marija64 😃
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PirateBarbosa Post
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...me was fixin’ a hole in the carpet when Tuesday come with this fruit sayin’ sweet things like...forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you...this not good...me might be missin’ fer a few hours...okay me comin’...dear...☠️
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soncee Lovely cheries 🍒
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Violeta wonderful feeling !!! Enjoy 💕
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cathydkreations Well you need to get that ship sailing and leave Tuesday alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations ...the ship be ready soon...so get yer pirate boots ready, coz me built a place with plenty of room fer yer walker, wheelchair or any other medical assistin’ tools ya need to make the journey...who am me talkin’ to, Tuesday?...uhhh no one...me be right there...woahhh...what ya do with yer clothes????☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Violeta ...now don’t ya peek...☠️
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PirateBarbosa @soncee ...they be ripe...very ripe...☠️
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Violeta @PirateBarbosa ahahaha is justified
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Miki 🍒🍒🍒🍒
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senior1819 I also should eat more fruits😃
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Deliana Tuesday came with cherries??? She should bring you rum...😅😅😅😅😅
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PirateBarbosa @senior1819 ...me’d offer ya some...but now’s not a good time...”what Tuesday??” concentrate??...me tryin’...c’mon let’s start over...me promise not to close me eyes this time...☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...shhhhh...me told her me stopped drinkin’☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Miki 😉☠️
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Deliana @PirateBarbosa Oops! I didn't know, your secret is safe...😉
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...you’re the best!!☠️
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cathydkreations @PirateBarbosa haha with those sexy boots you think I need s wheelchair, walker, or cane, I get around just fine.😂
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cathydkreations @Deliana don't keep his secret he don't need to be drinking hes going to fall off the shop 😂
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senior1819 @PirateBarbosa Days are really passing us by 😃
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PirateBarbosa @senior1819 ...hehe...yes😉☠️
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PirateBarbosa @cathydkreations ...well...ok then...but if ya need help gettin’ yer boots on...☠️
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cathydkreations @PirateBarbosa I can put my boots on just fine mate 😂
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Tomi Nice fruit i like
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frenchqueen 😂 oh do enjoy yourself and have fun!
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...didst’ ya listen to me and tell that boy to go home, so ya can rest?☠️
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Shavkat Lovely cherries
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Deliana @cathydkreations 😅😅😅😅😅
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frenchqueen I’ve already had enough rest. 😀 @PirateBarbosa
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OlgaLifeLover Ow my ... 🍒🍒🍒🍒
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kavinitu Wow! Lovely captured
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Makica wow.................
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PirateBarbosa Post
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Here be me feet...whoahhhhh!!...Thursday!!...where’s the picture of me feet?????...no, it’s not funny!!!!!☠️
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viktorija64 😃 😃 😃
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Justin 👍👍👍👍
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frenchqueen Is this your contribution to my #shoethursday challenge?
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Shavkat c",)
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Tomi 👌👌👌
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Deliana She's one of your wives??? 🤔🤔🤔
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Deliana Where have you been, our dear pirate???
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen yes it was supposed to be.☠️
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana yes...she be a wild one.☠️
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frenchqueen Supposed to be.... @PirateBarbosa
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Shavkat @Deliana c",)
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Deliana @Shavkat 😉😉😉
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senior1819 Nice shoes!
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kavinitu 👌👌👌😊
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Makica 😃😃😃😃😃
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PirateBarbosa Post
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...when the wives all be here at the same time fer the holidays...well...me not ashamed to say...they tend to have some friction competin’ fer me attention...so this year fer Christmas, me havin’ this built in the grass behind me house...☠️
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frenchqueen 😂😂😂😂 one for each wife?
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...yes...6 wives be in the cages...the 7th be in me arms...me know what ya thinkin’...there be pepsi and a butterfinger bar, a hershey with almonds and a 3 musketeers bar in each cage...that keep em’ full, plus me left a photo album of me in each cage too...ya know...in case they miss me til their turn to be out.☠️
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frenchqueen You sure they’re gonna miss you? @PirateBarbosa
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carmen3521 This is good!✔😊😊😊
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PirateBarbosa @carmen3521 ...thanks miss carmen...😘☠️
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PirateBarbosa @frenchqueen ...sure😉☠️
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frenchqueen So confident you are! @PirateBarbosa
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Deliana I will like to be there for Christmas to watch them. 😉
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana ...me have me nicest mate pick ya up...just jeans and a low cut top be the dress code...???...alright...wear yer Christmas sweater...☠️
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Deliana @PirateBarbosa Sure, I have a lovely Christmas sweater!!! 😘
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PirateBarbosa @Deliana 😘☠️
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Nevena83 wooow
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kavinitu Wow! This is so beautiful
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