ORANGE
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas?
An orangutan.
Why did the orange fail his driving test?
He kept peeling out.
How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington bear eat?
None he was already stuffed.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
What did an Orange say to someone ungrateful after surviving an accident?
ORANGE you glad you're still alive?
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