Strategies to make my Daughter eat

Greetings zerglingz I’m back with another article and this time I’m going to share some insights about being a hands-on dad to the cutest daughter in the world( yeah, I am very biased so deal with).
So here goes. . .
*drumroll
“Strategies I developed to make my daughter eat”
From the time my daughter started eating solid foods and up until now, it became harder and harder for me to have her eat. She now prefers to eat chocolates, ice cream, and candy more than actual food.
I’m starting to get worried she’ll have diabetes early in life. So before it is too late, I had to adapt. So here are the 3 strategies I used.
1. The politician:
“If you eat this, I will take you to Disneyland”
Take note: There is no Disneyland in my country and even if there were, I don’t think I could afford it
2. The lawyer:
“Here eat this. . . It’s chocolate”
My daughter then has this face that she is not convinced that what she ate wasn’t chocolate. I won’t blamed her if she will have trust issues later in life
3. The terrorist
“If you don’t eat this, I will cut teddy’s head off”

So far this last one is the most effective hehe
Image info: my daughter eating a banana during a recent flooding in my place due to a storm