Golden Willy Award

The Golden Willy Award:

I purchased this little thing off of the amazon site for about £3.95 plus 3-5 delivery cost of £2.99, in total altogether I paid £6.94. I decided to buy the 'Willy Award' as a joke gift to someone I know, there was another one similar on there which I believe was a bit bigger than this one, I had it in my basket for ages and didn't get around to place my order for it so it became currently unavailable recently by the seller...so I had to order this one instead. I've only just received the 'Willy award' this morning and I've had plenty of time to look at it and study it, so I decided to share my thoughts on this golden member by writing a review on it.

I've always been a bit of a joker and like to insult my friends and family, it's all a bit of harmless fun really...I can't resist buying filthy novelty items, books etc...I do it all for a laugh and the people who receive my dirty gifts know that I'm just mucking around again, some of those gifts I use has part of a prank. I don't just buy things like this and give it to them straight out, I wait for certain special occasions. The person who is receiving this one though is going to have a hard time keeping it down...the thing is just there sticking up proud.

I did think this was going to be a bigger willy than that but it's very hard to judge on the pictures you see on screen and I don't always take much notice of the size measurements, he should still be happy with he's one though...works every time. The 'Willy Award' stands at 2.75" tall...not very big...is it! The golden willy itself looks like it's made from very hard plastic, its very hard to distinguish what sort of material its made from because it also feels like a very hard lead too...so it's a cross between hard plastic and lead.

The silly part about the arrival of the item is it came in a rather big box, I opened the box and there it was inside a small plastic cylinder container with lots of screwed up newspaper surrounding it (all the inside packaging they could of used and they choose newspaper) I don't know how long it stay gold for depending on whether it rusts easily or not, I'll have to see, all I can do is keep it inside the tall plastic case and keep the lid on and maybe it wont get dirty or rust.

The 'Golden Willy' stands on a black hard wood stand and even though it's only a small one...for it's size it does feel quite heavy when holding it in your hand. I know how all this might be coming out but I don't know any other way of putting (that didn't come out right either) Oh damn! I 've done it again...The willy comes with three stickers which has writing on, you can peel these off and place them on the stand...You can decide which one goes on the stand, the read...FOR THE BEST, AWARD TO (name) and TOP DICK.

Personally, for each of the following they would mean:

FOR THE BEST.....penis
AWARD TO.....someone with the nicest penis
TOP DICK.....with the biggest penis

This may be a dirty little adult novelty and a joke gift from someone, but its also a very unusual item to purchase. Only someone like me with a dirty mind would buy someone so elegant like this...that's right! It may be small but it has style. Just look carefully at the way the willy is sculptured into it's natural shape and this one does stand tall and proud. It's a fun adult novelty that I believe every man should have on there mantle piece...when your friends and relatives walk just tell them...you won this at the biggest knob contest.

Also, why not hold your very own little personal award ceremony just for fun...hand the golden member out and wait for the acceptance speech...now that should be fun. The 'Golden Willy Award' is a pleasure to have around it's the most unique award i've ever seen, but then again I love anything like this...I just can't resist a good laugh!