The Philippines in Retrospect
What is it and why did it earn the nickname, “Devil’s water”?
Welcome to “The Philippines in retrospect”
With yours truly,
Awesome Ben Ryan Lee
One of the things awesome about my country is that the prices here are affordable. And that includes our liquor.
Here, you can buy a bottle of rum for less than 3 USD.
And as for Red Horse, it is currently almost 2 dollars for a 1-liter bottle. These beasts can kick with the force of 8% alcohol content.
Now, this is very misleading because many foreigners underestimate these creatures and end up wasted. They take on one after another and then suddenly, they drop like flies high on gasoline.
How could 8% be capable of something like that?
Well according to my research, Red Horse has enzymes only Filipinos can process properly. In fact, there is this myth going around that if the logo is that of a happy horse, it is more potent. That has been long busted. The happy logo is attributed to the company still using the old one even after adopting a new logo. The current one is the “I’m dead serious about getting you drunk” Horse logo.
If you ever come over to the Philippines and encounter these notorious Red Horses, grab your nearest jet-pack. Get as far away from them as possible. You are safer in a pool with piranhas than near these wild demonic creatures.
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”The Philippines in retrospect”
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Disclaimer:
Awesome Ben Ryan Lee is not an official endorser of Red Horse Beer even if he is a rock star