By bee
2 years ago

Shoplifter stopped with a home made baby

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OMG!!! This is so funny.

A 18 year old female shoplifter in the midlands hatches a plan to steal from a B&M store (like a barging supermarket) on 27th of Jan 2017, but realises that in order not to raise suspicion she needs a push chair and a baby.. because in her mind "why would anyone suspect a mother with a pram?" (although the police and securities know this is the oldest trick in the book and everyone suspects most people with pushchairs if they look shifty). Anyway, the 18year old had a pushchair but no baby so she got a soft toy, put it in a baby grow and realised it still didn't resemble a baby, thinking maybe it's the paws so she then put scratch mits on the paws of the toy and that still didn't work. She then had a light bulb moment and dashed to her bedroom where she picked up a pale pink colour bra and cut it into 2 and drew a face of a "baby" on one of the bra cups and attached it to the soft toy's face and thought "BINGO, I did it". Once she was satisfied with "the look" she left the house to continue her mission which was to get her goods without paying from B&M. She went into the store and selected what she wanted and much to her delight no one had detected her, she was about to step out of the door and that's when the security approached her and told her that she has not paid. When the security took her into the private room they discovered this 10 out of 10 for her effort "Baby" and the goods she had stoked and called the police. The police and store security saw the funny side of it but the Judge in court did not. The court gave her 12months community service.

It's so funny I had to write about it and share with you all. I couldn't stop laughing whilst I was writing this article because of the length that some shoplifters go to thinking everyone else is so dumb and we would fall for it! Please see attached are the photos of the shoplifters "baby".

Here I go laughing again. I need to stop writing about it, it sets me off.

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bee Thanks for liking @boarderpalace
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Smokey2017 This seems to be the in thing these days
It was on the news so beware
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stepinsidee Omg looooollllll that's mad man.
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Smokey2017 Smokey policy is never trust anyone holding a baby could land yourself in
Big trouble so beware gang
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Bilston Very funny!!
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Smokey2017 You think you are innocently helping
Someone in distress when they will
Turn the tables on you and either mug
You or end up killing you
Not worth it so be ware of women holding babies could be a doll that
Looks like a baby
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bee worlds dumb criminals
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Smokey2017 Just Don't fall for anything as that
Could turn out to be your biggest
Mistake
Smokey doesn't go out neither does
Chanel so we are totally safe
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Smokey2017 The closest we get to outside world is
By looking out the window
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Tiggerfantoo people are so thick these days, this is funny but a common occurrence these days
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